★★★★★ Over 10,000 responsibilities successfully passed on
Never be at fault again.
Rent your personal scapegoat today — for every situation in life. 100% blame-absorbing. Discreet. Reliable.
*Blame not included. Our terms apply.
Why rent a scapegoat?
Pinpoint blame assignment
Our scapegoats are trained to take on any blame. Whether a project delay or a burnt lasagne.
100% discretion
No one will ever find out you rented a scapegoat. Except, of course, the scapegoat itself.
Sustainably blameable
Our scapegoats are reusable and withstand even the harshest accusations.
Our plans
Basic Goat
For the small slip-up now and then
€29/blame
- ✓ 1 blame assignment
- ✓ Standard excuses
- ✓ 24h response time
- ✗ No take-backs
Premium Goat
For recurring blame needs
€199/month
- ✓ Unlimited blame assignments
- ✓ Premium excuses
- ✓ Instant availability
- ✓ Bonus: 1× “Wasn’t me”
Enterprise Goat
For corporations & politics
On request
- ✓ Dedicated scapegoat
- ✓ Tailor-made excuses
- ✓ Press-conference-ready
- ✓ Shareholder-meeting package
What our clients say
Since I got the Premium Goat, the mood in the team is much better. Finally everyone knows who’s to blame — and it isn’t me.
– A. Manager, blue-chip corporation
My marriage was saved! The scapegoat took all the blame for the forgotten anniversaries. 10/10 would rent again.
– Satisfied husband
The Enterprise Goat saved our last quarterly presentation. The investors were very understanding.
– CFO, name on request
I’m a scapegoat myself and I work here. The working conditions are… well, it’s my own fault, really.
– Employee, Rent-a-Sündenbock GmbH
Frequently asked questions
Is this legal?
Our legal department says: “No comment.” But hey, we have a scapegoat just in case.
What if the scapegoat doesn’t accept the blame?
This has never happened. Our scapegoats are professionals. Should it occur anyway, you’ll receive a replacement scapegoat who takes the blame for that too.
Can I become a scapegoat myself?
Yes! We’re always looking for new talent. Requirements: a thick skin, stamina for suffering, and the willingness to stand in for other people’s mistakes. Minimum wage guaranteed.
Is there a money-back guarantee?
No. But if you’re dissatisfied, we can provide you with a scapegoat who takes the blame for your dissatisfaction.
Ready to hand over responsibility?
Join thousands of satisfied customers who have already successfully outsourced their blame.